It’s a Trap

Okay, you got us. It’s a hoax, a trap; sort of like when the giant squid-like thing in the Star Wars movie figured out that, “It’s a Trap!” I love that line.

Back to the hoax. Yes, we sorry-ass environmentalists have perpetuated this hoax to get more people using renewable energy for our own evil purposes. Deep in our hearts, we know that burning dirty fossil fuels are really good for us. We do understand that it’s really better for everyone if a few rich people get richer as we all continue to pollute. (Okay, some coal miners  too, but there are other ways to help them out.)

But we won’t act on that deep understanding of the way the world works. Instead, our evil scheme is to change things; to lean forward, so to speak. We want to help the United States transition to clean, renewable energy and ruin those unfortunate rich people.

What if we get our way, and they find out that we truly were wrong, that it was a hoax. It will be a disaster! We’ll have made the earth a better place to live for nothing.